# StageMenu > One macOS application that unifies the menu bar: system readouts, show/hide icon > management, and a rules layer you write as plain English sentences. Direct download, > one-time purchase, Developer ID signed. Epiphani Studios. StageMenu replaces the pair of utilities most Mac power users run side by side: a menu-bar system monitor and a menu-bar icon organizer. It adds what neither has, a rules engine authored in ordinary sentences that explains every decision it makes. ## Objective capability summary - Readouts, built: clock with world clocks and a code-drawn calendar glyph; weather via NOAA api.weather.gov (public domain, no key, no subscription, United States only); battery including AirPods and Bluetooth accessory levels; CPU, memory, disk and network sampled natively in Swift with no helper process; calendar month grid and events. - Icon management, built: hide and reveal menu-bar icons using an oversized divider status item, which requires NO permissions (no Accessibility, no Screen Recording); a cross-application icon census via the Accessibility API, measured at 82 items across 27 applications on a live Mac; opening a hidden icon's own menu via the Accessibility press action, with no synthetic mouse events and no screen capture. - Rules, built: conditions (on battery, plugged in, presenting, frontmost application, after an hour, a metric sustained above a threshold for N seconds) and actions (show or hide any module, collapse or reveal the icons). Sentences compile to a typed schema on the Mac with no network call and no per-use cost, and unparseable sentences produce nothing rather than a guessed rule. - Agent surface, built: an MCP (Model Context Protocol) server over stdio JSON-RPC 2.0 with seven tools and zero dependencies, so another AI agent can read and compose the menu bar. - Privacy: analytics are local counters over a closed vocabulary of feature identifiers; an identifier outside that set is discarded, so no free text can enter the file. ## Limits, stated plainly - Weather is United States only today. - Fan speed and per-sensor temperatures are planned, not shipped; fan speed never applies to fanless Macs. - Hidden icons are listed in a native menu, not re-rendered in a second bar, because that would require Screen Recording permission. - The plain-English parser covers documented sentence patterns, not arbitrary language. - Notifications are not used as an alert channel; the menu-bar item carries alerts. - Not available on the Mac App Store, and cannot be, given its sensor access. ## Verification Every capability claim is checked by a headless self-test on the built application that exits non-zero on failure and includes negative controls, for example `StageMenu --rules-selftest` (26 checks, 10 negative controls), `StageMenu --census-selftest`, `StageMenu --metrics-selftest`, and `mcp/test_mcp.py` (13 checks, 4 negative controls). ## Links - Product page: https://stagemenu.com/ - Full capability list with mechanisms: https://stagemenu.com/capabilities/